CUMSEY$CUM
They handed him a helmet and a salute and forgot to give him a single instruction. He has been improvising ever since, and somehow morale has never been higher.
He shows up before the bugle, holds positions nobody asked him to hold, and leaves every trench he visits in a state his commanding officer politely calls thoroughly occupied.
No medals yet. No strategy either. Just a soldier, a tank that may not be loaded, and a frontline that is now his problem.
Promoted himself in the field. The paperwork is still drying. Nobody has the heart to correct him.
Arrived with confidence and a single piece of standard issue gear. Everything after that was vibes.
Currently holding a hill that has no strategic value. Will not be moved. Has made it very much his own.